IF you wanna find us, go look for a rock shaped like a dick an' look under it. Then stick yo cock up yo own ass. There we is.

If you want mo Cockmasta Flex direct here's the options. Fill the form below, gimme your address & if I can get in town, I come fuck you in the middle of the night. Only people with dicks for real man.

If you just lookin for music and shit, go to our Bandcamp and our playlist on our promoter's YouTube. We also at Spettro Records which is where you find real shit by real fuckers, and we at  Internet Archive and Discogs. Other links will go up once merch goes live.

There's other fake shit out there pretending to be us or saying they our fans but tryna make money off our shit. Don't buy it. If dey have ads on the shit it's fake. Fuck everything they try to sell on our tracks. Anything they sell on our tracks is cursed. Also any fake ass kids talkin shit while dey play video games: also cursed. You'll know cuz I'll be rapin' you in yo dreams with a white plastic spike comin out of my dick shaped like an h. What? If you could shut da fuck up for a minute you'll see who da real homos iz.